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Harley VS. God
15:40 Apr 23 2006
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Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates,

St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a

good man and your motorcycles have changed the

world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone

you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,

"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur

to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor

of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional,

you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end

protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too

much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.

And finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,"

replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial

super computer, typed in a few words and waited for

the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God

read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is

flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these

numbers, more men are riding my invention than

yours."

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